Welcome to the reinvention of my 5-year-old blog The Chips I Didn’t Eat. I’m a 25 year old aspiring writer living in Los Angeles. Just a simple white girl from the suburbs of Minnesota trying to make a career out of a lack of motivation and some lofty goals. If I had to describe myself in one word it would be: gregarious. Why? Because I think it’s a nice word and it might impress you. People have called me unsettling, crass, vulgar, and disgusting. I agree with those people.

I’m not gonna pitch this site to you, read it if you want to. You’re already this far so you probably don’t have anything better to do with your time. Here’s a breakdown of my site sections. I’ll write every day except Saturday and Sunday because holy shit what do you want from me? Open to suggestions as long as they’re not stupid.

Movie Monday

Reviews of movies. I know that I went to film school and should have some sort of thoughtful contribution to the cinematic conversation, but that’s not what this is for. I’m going to talk about movies, both new and old, whatever I feel like watching any given week. Willing to take requests. Literally will watch whatever shit you ask, except porn. Can’t get into that.


Unless it’s  starring these guys.

Talk Shit Tuesday

Weekly shit talking session about anything or anyone. Topics ranging from my busted ass 2008 Buick Lacrosse and its expensive repairs to Selena Gomez not being a sweet wizard anymore. Everyone needs a place to vent and since The Chips I Didn’t Eat was my place, I figured this new and improved version should stay true to the vibes.

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Whatever Wednesday

The stuff that doesn’t fit into the other categories. Come here for things that make no sense, my sad life, and probably a fart joke or five.

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Thirsty Thursday

Let’s talk about it. Bar reviews, alcohol reviews, new drinking games, and whatever else you want to know about having a weird time.

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Fearless Friday

Fearless comes in lots of flavors. Let’s taste em all. Honoring the people who impress the world (or maybe a few people) with their bravery.

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